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Slowdown Blues...

Regarding the state of IT industry, after the US economy slowdown.

With the current state of the IT industry here are some new definitions:

                      Yesterday.....

                      B2B - Bangalore 2 Boston

                      B2C - Bangalore 2 California

                      Today ....

                      B2B - Back to Bangalore

                      B2B WAP - Back to Bench, Without Any Project

                      Tomorrow.....

                      B2C - Back To College (to study either Mechanical or Civil!)

                      Thank god!! I still have my Drawing Board...Still have all my notes...Hope the syllabus hasn't changed!

                      Height of heights

                      HEIGHTS OF REPETITON:

                      U forwarding a mail to someone and recieving the same mail forwarded from him to you.

                      HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:

                      Two persons sitting side by side using mails to communicate with each other.

                      HEIGHT OF COWARDNESS:

                      Two persons fighting through mails.

                      HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:

                      You recieving no mails for a week.

                      HEIGHT OF FRUSTATION:

                      The mail server being down.

                      HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:

                      Writing a intimate one and doing a reply all..

                      HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:

                      A person sending the mail to a girl wanting to become friends and getting a reply.

                      HEIGHT OF HEIGHTS:

                      A person sending a mail to himself!

IT companies and their funny abbreviations

                      1.  INFOSYS : INFerior Offline SYStems

                      2.  WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

                      3.  HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

                      4.  TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

                      5.  C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

                      6.  HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

                      7.  BAAN : Beggers Assosciation and Nerds

                      8.  IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

                      9.  SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

                      10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

                      11. HP : Hen Pecked

                      12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

                      13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

                      14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

                      15. BFL : Brainwash First, and Let them go

                      16. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & LackLusture

                      17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd

                      18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

                      19. PCL : Poor Computers Ltd

                      20. SPARC : Simply Poor And Redundant Computers

                      21. SUN : Surely Useless Novelties

                      22. CRAY : Cry Repeatedly After an Year

                      23. TUL : Troubles Un Limited

                      24. CTS : Coffee, Tea and Snacks

                      25. ICIM : Impossible Computers In Maintenance

                      26. BPL : Below Poverty Line.

                      27. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

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