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World's richest man and owner of software gaint Microsoft, Bill Gates is now in Kerala on a 3 day trip. He has gone there for the special purpose of personally handing over the MCP certificate to one Mr Jiju MA from alwaye. A Microsoft release said that nobody has performed so well in a MCP examination till date. Kerala chief minister A K antony and IT minister P K Kunnahlikutty sought to pay visit to Janata lodge, where Mr Gates is staying. But he turned down the offer as he was engrossed in a personal meeting with Jiju MA.

The following is a piece of conversation between the two :

Gates : "Jijuma, that was an excellent performance by you...how did you manage it"??

Jijuma : "Oh that was very simple..i used a special technique during the exam. In malayalam its called Karakkikuttals"

On hearing this Gates looked very impressed though a bit confused.

Gates : "Is it true that you are again going to appear for some university examination even after completing your course??"

Jijuma : "Yeah..writing exams is my hobby"

Now Gates looked more impressed and even more confused!!

Later Microsoft gave Jijuma the MCP certificate at a grand reception at bawakka's chhayakkada.

Meanwhile venture capitalist and kumbidi dada Faisal K who is currently in Alwaye had a business meeting with Bill Gates. Gates and Faisal have signed a joint venture for opening a Microsoft R & D center at Kumbdi. The center will be developing new cutting edge technology device drivers, driver software and CD writing business. Later a floppy writing center will also be opened at Thrikannapuram.

Mr Gates also had a meeting with Kerala's own Bill Gates, Joe John Simpson. The two ace businessmen exchanged valuable ideas and money matters. After a two hour long intense discussion the american Gates looked very confused and tired. He realised that for all these years he was working on a wrong business modal. Keralite Gates(Joe) has agreed to help his american counterpart in his business planning and strategy.

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