Once a bengali -Mr sorabjit
chakroborty,a madrasi- Mr vengaswami iyer and a
sardar-Santa Singh used to work in an office which was on
the 20th floor of a building...so everyday they used to
bring their lunch.
Mr chakroborty used to bring fish and rice, Mr Iyer
brought vada samber and santa singh used to bring
paranthas in their lunch.. everyday they used to bring
the same food in the office... all three were very sad
coz their wives used to give them the same food
everyday.. one day all the three decided that if they get
the same food the next day also they will jump out of the
window of their office which was at the 20th floor and
commit suicide and also left a suicide note.
On the next day with same lunch (as was expected)all
three jumped out of the window and died..on the day of
the funeral of the trio, Mrs chakroborty and Mrs Iyer
were crying and said "why didn't they tell us we
could have had made them something different. Why did he
leave me?"
At this Mrs Santa Singh also crying said "I don't
know why he jumped as he himself used to cook the
food."
Once a Santa Singh makes
it to the 'Kaun Banega Crorepati' show. Amitabh Bachchan
asks him the first question, "Name the state that
has more Sardarjis?
Options are A) Punjab B) Punjab C) Punjab D) Punjab.
Snata is confused and asks for audience lifeline.
The results A) 25 per cent, B) 25 per cent, C) 25 per
cent and D) 25 per cent anger him and he uses the
fifty-fifty lifeline.
The computer removes options B and D. Santa is still
confused so he uses the third and final lifeline, phone a
friend.
He asks his friend, "Arre Banta, ki haal hai? Main
ithe KBC hun bol raha hoon. Achha, yeh the question. Name
the state that has more Sardarjis.
Pat comes the reply from the other end,
"Punjab." Just then 30 seconds are up and
Amitabh asks him for his answer. Santa waits for a few
minutes and says: "Sirji, Banta is a Sardar, he
never said whether it was A) Punjab or C) Punjab."
Santa was invited to
Banta's home for dinner, where he noticed that his buddy
preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms,
calling her Jalebi, Honey, Pyaari, Darling, Sweetheart
etc. He was impressed, since the couple had been married
almost 40 years.
While the wife was in the kitchen, Santa said, "I
think it's wonderful that after all these years, you
still call bhabhiji those pet names."
Banta hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I
forgot her name about 10 years ago."
SANTA SINGH: oye Banta
what happened with you?
BANTA SINGH: yaar I was coming in the bus, with a packet
of photographs in my hand, suddenly the packet fell
downand I started to recollect the photographs.
SANTA SINGH: then what happened?
BANTA SINGH: One photo was lying under a woman, I said
mam will u please lift your skirt I have to take a
photograph, and the whole crowd beat me cruely.
BANTA SINGH:but what happened with you?
SANTA SINGH: One day when I was on a tour, I lost my
whole money so I requested a man to let me stay for the
night in his house, but he refused saying that "I
have got one grown up daughter so i'm sorry", then I
asked another man he also refused saying that " I
have got two grown up daughters so i'm sorry", then
I knocked the third door and asked "sir do you have
any grown up daughter, I have to stay for the
night".
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